CUDDLR

[redhotsummers]

Alex Summers (29) I'm a human electric blanket. And by human, I mean mutant. If you got a problem with that, you can fuck right off.

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Government agent, huh?

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Yup, government agent. And hacker and all around amazing.

trollolol

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Anything you want.

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Seemed inappropriate that I hadn't checked you yet.

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Yeah well we kinda went about things our own way, didn't we?

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It's how we roll.

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It is. This thing is sorta weird anyways.

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Is it? Always thought it was kinda useful. When I remembered it existed anyway.

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I guess? You know I don't do so hot with strangers. I like to see people's faces first. So...yeah.

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Yeah..true. And you can just cuddle me anyway.

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I'll do more than just cuddle with you. But yeah, I'll cuddle with you, for sure. All of the above. You get green checks in all the boxes.

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Is that a promise?

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Always a promise. I could never deny you a thing.

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I don't really trust government workers.

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that's understandable. i felt that way too until i started working for this part of it and just so you know, i'm still leery about the fbi and the cia.

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I worked for them.

Then they tried to murder me.

And succeeded in killing quite a few of my friends.

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sorry to hear about that.

but i'm not part of that kinda thing so i don't go out and kill people.

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What are you looking for?

Because I'll tell you right up front--I don't do anything sexual.

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charming.

isn't everyone here looking for the same thing? a way to gain their incentive.

this whole cuddlr thing seemed like the best place to start.

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Probably. I mean--just got your word for that, I guess.

I'm not not giving you a check. I'm just--

--maybe we can meet in person, first?

and as a heads up, I'll do everything up to sex, but no sexual stuff.

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What? I'm being honest. I have a serious boyfriend. I will cuddle and shit, but I'm faithful.

It's not a personal thing. Just telling you what my hard nos are.

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isn't that all we have for people we don't know here?

no worries, i'm not asking for one. but we can totally meet up in person.

but, i don't remember asking you for sex and seriously that wasn't even on my mind so we're good.